Kid- Mom

Kid- Mom I Love U More Thn U Love Me 
Mom: How Can U Prove Dix My Son? 
Kid: Coz U've 2 Sons N I've Only One Mother 

Tintumon in School

Aadya divasam thanne schoolil thamasichu vanna Tintumonodu teacher:Entha thamasichathu?
Tintumon:varunna vazhikku "GO SLOW SCHOOL ZONE" Ennu kandathu kondu pathukke nadannu varikayaayirunnu..

From: ratheesh (rkskuwait@gmail.com) 

Ente kannileku nokiyal

Ente kannileku nokiyal kanunnathu,
ninte mukhamanenkil...
Theerchayayum, athu ente manasinte prathibimbamanu.....

Sender: *al shabab* pmna (alshababn.n@gmail.com) 

True love doesn't have a happy

True love doesn't have a happy ending.
True love doesn't have an ending......

Sender: ma (shareef.madheeha25@gmail.com) 

CHANGE YOURSELF

"You must bring the CHANGE YOURSELF..."
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Idea And Bachachan

An idea can change your life..Yes...Bachan is right.
An idea can change someone's life.
It is always happeining in your life.
Ideator is your father.
He think that: What can I do for my doughters. 
He think very deepely. 
And finally he done it.
"IDEA" I am going to teach my doughter very well.
I teach her how to live.
I plan my doughters life very well.
And finally I will be happy.
because I attain my destiny.
Today my doughters are doing very well. 

Malik and Sania

PAKISTHAN: Sania njangalkku vendi kalikkum.
INDIA: Alla, Sania njangalkku vendi kalikkum.
MALIK: Nirthedaa thendikale Aadyam njanonnu "Kalikkatte" !

Sender: Anil thomas, Ktm 

Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
Once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far. 

Poocha palu kudikkumpol

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu??
Patratinde vrithy kandituuu. 

God saw me hungry

God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.