Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam.
"I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"
Tintumon parayu

Tintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....

Sender: VIJESH K C (kcvijesh2009@gmail.com)

Ente dukham niranja kadha parayatte?

"Glamaju swa kwaliju malkey shrulu ranlujuu"

Manasilayilla alle!

Ente dukham aarkum manasilavilla.

Sender: VIJESH K C (kcvijesh2009@gmail.com)

Fact 1: A cigarete reduces a man's life by 5 mins

Fact 2: Smiling increases a man's life by 10 mins

MORAL OF THE STORY
A smiling smoker never dies....

Sender: Raju, Thekkumthara

Voda[F]one
Ai[R]tel
Sp[I]ce
Id[E]a
BS[N]L
TATA IN[D]ICOM
How crazy this networks. They are FRIEND. We too...

Sender: Abhilash

Gold ->>>>> 916
Love ->>>>> 143
Fraud ->>>>> 420
Police ->>>>> 100
Soap ->>>>> 501
Bata ->>>>> 999
Cigarete ->>>>> 555
Beer ->>>>> 50000
Friendship ->>>>> (your mob number) don't miss it

Sender: Josekutty, Pathanamthitta

Advance wishes Happy FRIENDSHIP DAY
@>;-->--
Send dis flower 2 ur Sweet & most valued Friends.
(even Me if I'm 1)
If 5cums back2u You are a wonderful friend !

Sender: Diya, Mavelikkara

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
Sometimes I forget 2 reply
Sometimes my message doesn't reach u,
But it doesn't mean
I forget u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me

Sender: Anju.N, Kerala

2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen whos qty is not specified.
1 member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage 2 d cranial part of his anatomical structure.
The 2nd member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements
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In simple english...Jack & Jill went up d hill 2 fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down n brok his crown n jill cam tumblin after...

Sender: Rupesh, Chengannoore

Kozhikkodan L.K.G song....
HAMSA..., HAMSA...
YES VAAPPA...

cHAKKARA THINNA...?
ILLUPPA...
IJJ POLY PARAYALLE....?
ILLUPPA....
BAAAYA THORAKKEEN...
HA...HA...HA...

Sender: Nidhimol, Cochin

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, PULLIYE THUKKILITTU, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE

NJANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Sender: gEORGE, mYSORE.