Don't Compare

"Don't compare Urself with anyone in this world...If U compare, U are insulting Urself.." 

My name is Raju

My name is Raju. When I was in Delhi people call me Rajuji. When I was in Chennai, people call me Raja, When I was in Mumbai people call me Raj, But I was at Kerala the country fellows call "Da Rayappo. kooi "Thats Malayalees. 

Onnu Tharumo

"Tarumo"...???
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-Aarum kaanathe Mathi.
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-Tarumenkil thaa....
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-Njan arodum parayilla.
-Oru vattam mathi.
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-Vegam thaa...
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-Ore oru...
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-"MISS CALL". 

Tintumonum Teacherum

Tintumon: I LOVE YOU.
Teacher: Ninakku Thallu kollum.
Tintumon: Njan Paranjal thallukollum. Chacko mash paranjal Umma kodukkum.. Hum...Ithano Democracy ????

Category: Tintumon SMS, Tintumon's Jokes, Tintumon's Latest SMS 

A lover ask God

A Lover ask God, Why life is so tough when we are Love ?
God replied, Just think how beautiful & easy life is when ur with the person uLove...! 

Sardar eat Tablet

Sardareat a tablet by cutting two edges, Why ??
To avoid side effects. 
Another Sardar eat the 2 edges only why ?
"Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram. 

Hen and her 3 baby hens

One Hen and her 3 baby hens where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the baby hen said "Ho, we have crossed the road" how five ?
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Say
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-think, think
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-Use ur brain
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-Still thinking
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Pillaralle angane palathum parayum, vittu kala. 

Tintumon writing exam

Tintumon writing exam..
Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..
Tintumon wrote answer..
Njan:Namaskaram teacher..
Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..
Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..
Njan: Ok teacher, thanks.. 

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu

Elephant and two Ants

one Elephant and two Ants was fighting.one ant is thrown away by the elephantand the other ant sits on top of the elephant.what did the wounded ant say?aliya chavitti kollada avane